saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via kissthegoldensky)

(Source: fifthharmony, via nanosaurus)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via doloris--capere)

“I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.”

Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian. (via tea-storm)

(Source: painlock, via n0-heter0)

identitcal:

i hate feet and everything they stand for

(via thrivenotsurvive)

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

(via onyourgoat)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

(Source: jo-ce, via unicornintercourse)