wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin, via putting-the-ass-in-cas)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via manic-pixie-whatthefuck)

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

(via savannahbananah28)

thearmada4231:

I am ashamed that I contributed to this madness

(via manic-pixie-whatthefuck)

davvvd:

one does not simply ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ into Mordor

(via wannopvalentine)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:


sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

(via loveashleyjane)

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

(via pretentioususernametosoundsmart)